birch hook 

A hand-held tool used to hook and grab wood. Commonly used with the handling and throwing of firewood. Is shaped like a "J", with a sharp tip at one end and a handle at the other.

birch hook by Mel Function September 5, 2003

bitch hook 

1) a weapon that looks much like a large, bloody fishing hook.
2) A disagreeable person.
2) a super hero in the AI super hero game.

C: hey, shut up!
D: you shut up! i'll slap you with a bitch hook!

C: going to the concert tonight?
D: nah, my mom's being a bitch hook.

C: so, did you get through the first level yet?
D: almost, but i don't know how The Bitchook is going to save Chartreuse Tambourine Gypsy !

bitch hook by Tuesday Valentine September 7, 2008

Hook Bitch 

A female (or the occasional male) R&B singer who sings the hook (exclusively) on a rap "song."

"Who is your favorite hook bitch? Mine is Ashanti."

Note: Neyo and Akon are also hook bitches.

Hook Bitch by Hav. August 14, 2008

Hook Up Bitch 

Hook Up Bitch: a female that men use for sex but is not suitable for serious dating

Stephie ain't my girlfriend; she's my hook up bitch.

Hook Up Bitch by TooSick4U May 29, 2009

hook ass bitch 

A actual cunt ass bitch Hook is short for Hooker but does not always imply the same meaning.

This is often used when one wants to throw someone off during a conversation which has something to do with something that no one gives a fuck about resulting in being called a Hook Ass Bitch.

Sara: Man Children of Bodom Kick Ass.
Jim: Man you Hook Ass Bitch What the Fuck.
Sara: (slaps Jim)
Jim: (Cunt Punches dat Ho)
(Based on a True Story)

hook ass bitch by Badass Jim March 23, 2008

hook a bitch

Ghetto/slang for u-turn

"We passed it. Okay, we need to hook a bitch so we can go back."

hook a bitch by GateHearing August 18, 2009

big headed nigga double g big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga 

One who could be accurately described ass a gargantuan fuck head.

Benny: "Man, that guy is such a big headed NIGGA double G big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga"
Jimmy: "Man, fuck that guy in particular"

big headed nigga double g big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga by sick cunt 666 9/11 January 10, 2014