This is dedicated to my friend Moth who doesnt know their birthday. So like the bestest friend i am, i made them a birthday so i can buy them things on that day. Please, tell your pet moth happy birthday on september 13.
Hey moth! I heard I heard it was your Moth Birbday today, woulda like to go buy some crush crush gems?!??!?!!!!???!?!!
Short for Criimbabwe, long for Crimbo. Day when some fanatical ancient Middle Eastern geezer wasn't born, whatever the real date was.
Despair and suicide-inducing orgy of hoggish overeating and heavy drinking due to the shock of suddenly finding yourself locked up in close confinement with your 'better' half and other 'nearest and dearest' best kept several hundred miles or a couple of frontiers away. A time marooned thus with nothing else to do but get on each other's nerves and watch endless television.
In Ozland they can have a barby at Barbway.
Bloody Barbway! Why do they have to spoil what is quite a special, peaceful time of the year in nature.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."