The true Osama Biomom Laden resorts to empty threats and acts that could rival terrorism when dealing with their child(ren)'s Biological Father or Step Mother. She is generally insecure and must use these tactics in order to prove her own power (or lack thereof) when it comes to matters that affect the children.

She's having another Osama Biomom Laden (OBL) day. She told me she was calling the polie because I picked up my child for my parenting time.

Did you get that email from Osama Biomom Laden (OBL) that I forwarded to you? Yeah, the one that says she is taking me to court because I taught our daughter to tie her shoes!

Osama Biomom Laden (OBL) by SMonster November 7, 2012

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BioMom

Woman/ mother who carried and birthed the child; as opposed to the “StepMom” or “BonusMom” and used to differentiate the roles when there is more than one “mom”

Teacher: mother’s days is coming up! I know you have two moms, so you can make two cards. One for your BioMom and one for your StepMom!

BioMom by Mysky1234 November 3, 2024

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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