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beadlesticks 

Alternative name for toothpicks - i.e. chopsticks for Jeremy Beadle's little hand.
"Pass the beadlesticks I've got something stuck in my teeth."
beadlesticks by Poland syndrome December 24, 2008

bindlestiff 

Dirty old tramp who steals hobo's bindles.
Hobo: Look over there, it's dirty old Peterson! He's stealing my bindle, the bindlestiff!
bindlestiff by Dirty old Peterson February 7, 2009

bindlestiff 

A hobo that carries a bedroll, a homeless street person
The bindlestiff that was collecting cigarette butts smelled like urine
bindlestiff by Ron Wasko April 21, 2006

bindlestiff 

A Massive Wang Rod. Can be remedied through tucking into brief elastics.
I woke up this morning and I had a massive bindlestiff.
bindlestiff by SurfGMAN November 10, 2008

bindle stick 

Originates from ancient greek word meaning "Stick of the Most Awesomeness Power."

Bindle sticks are often made of cow tongues and bat droppings.
Wow, what a bindle stick!
bindle stick by El Me May 21, 2004

Bindlestiffer

Another word for tramp, it makes an amazing username and no-one will ever know what it actually stands for.
Hey bindlestiffer, your username is really cool where did you get it from?

I found it in a folded paper slip found in a dustbin.
Bindlestiffer by Bindlestiffer March 15, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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