Binder Knot

An alternative way describe being in a constipated state. A Binder Knot is a clogged colon resulting in severe constipation also known as sewer capped. Having a Binder Knot is usually a result of the lack of fiber combined with ingesting copious amounts of cheese, ice cream and other dairy products medically known to be "binding" and constipating.

Howard hosted a playoff party for all of his Green Bay Packer friends. As part of the game day spread, Howard prepared a smorgasbord including pounds and pounds of various Wisconsin cheeses. After Green Bay blew their chances to go to the Super Bowl, Howard went on an unprecedented cheese eating bender and consumed almost five pounds of ripe Stilton. The next morning he found himself seated on the shitter, grabbing the sides of the toilet and straining to release the biggest Binder Knot he had ever encountered.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015

binder

often worn by transgender men, it constricts the breasts into a more flat chested appearance.

although he was physically born a female, he is mentally a male, and uses a binder to flatten his chest.

by KadeManic January 19, 2009

Chest Binder

A compression shirt used to bind your breast tissue

I use a chest binder to make my chest look flat

by Nightcore99 October 19, 2016

miku binder

one of the famous attributes of a thomas jefferson modern day rendition in which he was trans and wore a binder with designs of the popular vocaloid, hatsune miku.

person 1: have you seen miku binder jefferson?
person 2: stop.

by gallowsc4llibrator March 20, 2021

organizing your binder

giving a hand job

dimitri: caryn will u plz organize my binder=)
caryn:no! im 2 busy playing with my pencil pouch
katie: i dont mind organizing your binder

by sikmind'd October 16, 2010

rubber binder

Upper Midwest U.S.A. term for a rubber band.

Uffda! I found a stray rubber binder in my hot dish, don'tcha know.

by Ya Betcha October 29, 2007

Binders full of women

Where Mitt Romney gets his women from

Joe: Bit of a sausagefest we've got going on here, we need to find some ladies!

Mitt: Not to worry, I've got binders full of women we can choose from!

by Laleph October 16, 2012