The cutest, funniest and most caring guy you will find. Extremely smart and dedicated towards whatever he does. He is protective without being possessive.
He always stands up for the right thing and is fearless. He can make anyone laugh and is extremely lovable. He is very focused and has the best smile in the world. In short, he's the best you can find.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).