Spokesperson for:
Oxy-Clean
OrangeGlo
Ding King
5 in 1 Ladder
Kaboom
FoneFree
He yells just about everything he says to give emphaisis and look like an asshat. Although you got to hand it to him, his panic-attack inducing rages make you listen to his pithy sales pitch. In one sitting, an hour long
Oxy-Clean segment, I heard Billy Say "Look at this!" over 47 times! He was poppin them out like he had tourrettes! Not to mention I heard all about the "Super Shammy!" he includes with his gayass product.
Besides Billy, the only other annoying person is the lady for the Grip n Flip commercials...
Oxy-Clean
OrangeGlo
Ding King
5 in 1 Ladder
Kaboom
FoneFree
He yells just about everything he says to give emphaisis and look like an asshat. Although you got to hand it to him, his panic-attack inducing rages make you listen to his pithy sales pitch. In one sitting, an hour long
Oxy-Clean segment, I heard Billy Say "Look at this!" over 47 times! He was poppin them out like he had tourrettes! Not to mention I heard all about the "Super Shammy!" he includes with his gayass product.
Besides Billy, the only other annoying person is the lady for the Grip n Flip commercials...
by D. Hunter March 18, 2005
HI BILLY MAYS HERE!!!
DO YOUR COMMERCIALS SUCK???? THEN TRY OUT MY BRAND NEW PRODUCT, ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT. FOR 100 EASY PAYMENTS OF $99.95 YOU CAN HIRE ME TO YELL IN YOUR COMMERCIALS REALLY LOUDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOUR COMMERCIALS SUCK???? THEN TRY OUT MY BRAND NEW PRODUCT, ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT. FOR 100 EASY PAYMENTS OF $99.95 YOU CAN HIRE ME TO YELL IN YOUR COMMERCIALS REALLY LOUDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Floppers16 January 19, 2010
1) A constantly coked up spokesperson for the worlds shittiest products.
2) A name for mentally retarded babies born with both a penis and a vagina.
2) A name for mentally retarded babies born with both a penis and a vagina.
1) I can use oxyclean, orange glow, and kaboom to clean up the mess I made after I murdered billy mays with a shamwow.
2) Dude, if Rosie O'donnell ever got pregnant, the baby would definitely be a billy mays.
2) Dude, if Rosie O'donnell ever got pregnant, the baby would definitely be a billy mays.
by Richard Pancreas December 24, 2008
Hey did you hear that Claude went out Billy Mays after one of the kids in stage crew dropped a stage prop on his head from the cat walk?!
Oh man, can you beleive Lisa pulled a Billy Mays?! We all told her to get it checked out...
Oh man, can you beleive Lisa pulled a Billy Mays?! We all told her to get it checked out...
by jeantwohawks September 13, 2009
A man who's cultural impact was not realized until he passed away. Possibly the only man in the world who could pump himself up about useless products that he probably didn't even use.
The first man on Earth to ever speak IN ALL CAPS.
R.I.P.
The first man on Earth to ever speak IN ALL CAPS.
R.I.P.
"LOOK AT THIS SHIT OVER HERE....IT CLEANS YOUR LAUNDRY, MOWS YOUR LAWN, AND YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH IT! WOW!"
-Billy Mays
-Billy Mays
by Stinky J June 29, 2009
A man with an enthusiastic voice, and a beard that nearly rivals that of Chuck Norris. He could advertise any object and make it seem amazing, no matter how useless it is.
Guy A: Dude, check out what I bought.
Guy B: What is it?
Guy A: A nickel!
Guy B: Huh??
Guy A: Yeah, Billy Mays sold it to me for a dime.
Guy B: ...
Guy B: What is it?
Guy A: A nickel!
Guy B: Huh??
Guy A: Yeah, Billy Mays sold it to me for a dime.
Guy B: ...
by Zastro June 16, 2009