A requisite course for earning a degree from Gangsta Academy. Topics include proper stowage and transportation of a firearm (or "piece"), enjoyment of fine Jamaican rums, and conversing (or "spitting game") with females ("bitches", "hoes", or "honeys").
Bitches in the back looking righteous
In a tight dress, i think i might just
Hit her with a little Biggie 101
TRANSLATION:
Some females exquisite in appearance are in the rear of the venue. One of them is wearing a dress that clings rather tightly to her voluptuous feminine form. Perhaps I shall attempt to apply some of the techniques demonstrated by Professor Smalls to this situation!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*