A phrase used in place of “big
brain” when choosing to express emotion over someone’
s actions. On the Big Brian scale, the starting point is small Brian, ultimately representing someone who isn’t the brightest crayon in the
box. The scale then goes up into a point at the
top; medium Brian, representing someone who has intellectual value. It then goes back down; Big Brian, again representing someone without intellectual value. Brian is the small
man living in your
head, he controls everything you do, and documents all your thoughts. When he is small he can’t reach the drawers, when he is big he is stumbling over things.
Man- “Hey look at that bro, he just tripped and fell!”
Man 2- “Hahahaha, big
brain”
Man 3- *slowly turns towards man 2, and chokes him* “Excuse me Brendon...I think you mean big Brian.”