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Big Brian 

A phrase used in place of “big brain” when choosing to express emotion over someone’s actions. On the Big Brian scale, the starting point is small Brian, ultimately representing someone who isn’t the brightest crayon in the box. The scale then goes up into a point at the top; medium Brian, representing someone who has intellectual value. It then goes back down; Big Brian, again representing someone without intellectual value. Brian is the small man living in your head, he controls everything you do, and documents all your thoughts. When he is small he can’t reach the drawers, when he is big he is stumbling over things.
Man- “Hey look at that bro, he just tripped and fell!”
Man 2- “Hahahaha, big brain”
Man 3- *slowly turns towards man 2, and chokes him* “Excuse me Brendon...I think you mean big Brian.”
Big Brian by Banke February 22, 2020
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Bigbrainity 

When someone has a brain too big it malfunctioning
Jaani is showing signs of Bigbrainity

Big brian 

Intentional misspelling when you’re too dank for the usual “big brainmeme.
Bisexuality is just Scrödingers Gay.”

“Ah yes, big brian time.”
Big brian by obamaworshipper18 December 14, 2019

bigbraining

When a girl uses a guy to get answers, favors, money, etc.
Person A: she just texted me again she likes me and wants me to help her with maths
Person B: she's obviously bigbraining you
bigbraining by BURGERDONALDS September 1, 2019

Bigbrain 

1: Someone with a brain so f-en big, it literally makes them more dumb than smart. 2: a dumb ass nerd
I have I bigbrain and you have a small ass brain like a hamster eating a horse butt.
Bigbrain by DankChez October 7, 2019

Big Brian 

Person 1: I have a big brian
Person 2: it's brain idiot >:(
Big Brian by BigBrain200iq October 27, 2019