big tired 

Heavily overused and out of style. Often used to emphasize the word "tired" after it's used.

R: Man that's awesome!

L: "Awesome" is so old. It's tired; big tired.

big tired by whys it so hard to find handle February 9, 2021

Tired as a big dick bat 

Joke from the Kyle Kinane special: Trampoline in a Ditch.

He references a bat species with a huge dick, flying around trying to "think unsexy thoughts" cuz "I don't have the cardiovascular system" to support their huge dick while flying.

Just worked a 12 hour shift and I'm as tired as a big dick bat.

Tired as a big dick bat by JackReed January 5, 2023

Big Timed 

When one person whom you know, acts like they are too cool to say hi or acknowledge your existence.

You were with your friends at dinner and you big timed me.

Big Timed by Don Kershaw January 4, 2008

Big Tires 

When a freind buys new tires and obsesses over them. Thinking they are bigger than monster truck tires, stopping at every truck he sees and comparing when while continuing to ask "are my tires big?" "you think my tires are big" if you dont thats tight

Example:

Freind 1: So that movie last night was tight huh?

Zach:
You think my tires are big

Freind 1: What?

Zach: If you dont I aint trippin Big tires

Big Tires by Fif November 30, 2006

big timed 

Upstaging or one-upping a competitor or opponent.

Did you see that debate last night? Obama TOTALLY big timed Hillary.

big timed by Dominic D April 17, 2008

Big truck tires 

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence

Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”

Big truck tires by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019