big phil

Big Phil is the best headteacher HCC has ever had and ever will have, he is an icon

“hey have you seen big phil today?”
“yeah i did, he’s on playground duty, what an amazing man”

by vacuum cleaner 123 June 11, 2021

Big phil

A dickheadhead teacher whos head so far up his fucking arse he might as well be wearing it as a hat. Prick of a guy whos bum licked by miss fucking Findlay who looks like a proxy.

Look out boys big Phil's about.

by Dufbugbm January 12, 2019

Big Phil

A dude named Phil with a big ass dick, usually you need to get through a sea of whores to even get a glimpse of his girthy lovestick

Guy 1: yo at the party last night I almost saw Big Phil

Guy 2: no way, how many women were there?

Big Phil: about eleventy-one

by Big Phil October 03, 2018

Big Phil

Chileano with a heart of gold. Great guy, even though Neal called him a baked potato.

Big Phil is a great guy

by Weedman6969 February 12, 2022