big machine

A very large fat woman. Typically referred to as a hog.

A huge bitch. That big machine is going to eat everyone on the dancefloor just for the fun of it. A big machine was burned in her house on "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape".

big machine by Jared Coldwell July 28, 2008

Big Red Machine (Kane)

Wrestler in WWE who jobs to others to make them look better.

Gets Title shots and always gets screwed.

A 7 Foot Tall 326 Pound Man with one eye and no hair who is married.

Setting Jr on Fire

Putting Jumper Cables on Shanes Balls

Big Red Machine (Kane) by Glenn Jacobs September 9, 2004

Big Mac Machine 

A machine or tool that is constantly or permanently broken. Can also refer to people who constantly go through mental breakdowns over the smallest thing.

Customer: leme get uhh 2 big maBs wit sum Bheese
Cashier: big mac machine broke
Customer: bihhh fix that joint rn

Big Mac Machine by Hex4Nova April 8, 2017

Big John machine 

Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.

What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*

Big John machine by KC-130 October 7, 2025

the big gay machine 

The Big Gay Machine is Simone, and also possibly Kareem. Being the big gay machine is worse than being the big gay (being gay isn't bad though, only being The Big Gay or The Big Gay Machine is bad)

You are the big gay.
Hey, at least I'm not The Big Gay Machine

the big gay machine by supreme court of definitions September 23, 2020

big fat green machine horse cock 

read the word you faggot

go kill yourself you big fat green machine horse cock

big fat green machine horse cock by shit cock and balls March 2, 2020

Big Hairy American Winning Machine 

A Peace Corps Volunteer currently serving abroad that faces insurmountable challenges and adversity based on the fact that they are a foreigner working for free beyond the actual liberty of the United States of America.

Felix had a rough day. He is house was broken into, his work counterpart quit, and the electricity went out. He was about in Early Terminate his service when he remembered that he was a "Big Hairy American Winning Machine" and couldn't give up so easily.

Big Hairy American Winning Machine by allhandsin July 23, 2009