A huge bitch. That big machine is going to eat everyone on the dancefloor just for the fun of it. A big machine was burned in her house on "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape".
by Jared Coldwell July 28, 2008
Get the big machinemug. Wrestler in WWE who jobs to others to make them look better.
Gets Title shots and always gets screwed.
A 7 Foot Tall 326 Pound Man with one eye and no hair who is married.
Gets Title shots and always gets screwed.
A 7 Foot Tall 326 Pound Man with one eye and no hair who is married.
by Glenn Jacobs September 9, 2004
Get the Big Red Machine (Kane)mug. by shit cock and balls March 2, 2020
Get the big fat green machine horse cockmug. The Big Gay Machine is Simone, and also possibly Kareem. Being the big gay machine is worse than being the big gay (being gay isn't bad though, only being The Big Gay or The Big Gay Machine is bad)
by supreme court of definitions September 23, 2020
Get the the big gay machinemug. Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.
What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*
by KC-130 October 7, 2025
Get the Big John machinemug. A machine or tool that is constantly or permanently broken. Can also refer to people who constantly go through mental breakdowns over the smallest thing.
Customer: leme get uhh 2 big maBs wit sum Bheese
Cashier: big mac machine broke
Customer: bihhh fix that joint rn
Cashier: big mac machine broke
Customer: bihhh fix that joint rn
by Hex4Nova April 8, 2017
Get the Big Mac Machinemug.