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A very large fat woman. Typically referred to as a hog.
A huge bitch. That big machine is going to eat everyone on the dancefloor just for the fun of it. A big machine was burned in her house on "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape".
by Jared Coldwell May 02, 2006
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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