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big black dildo 

Massive floppy rubber dildo molded from the massive cock of Mandingo. Usually used in gay porn and Bro Rape. Can be found at Walmart or any family shopping centers. Usually need Lube or may cause bleeding and sever burning. Need to spray Axe body spray before using for max pleasure. Must be at least 6 years old to use or may kill you. Must keep away from cat or they may explode. In case it is in the hands of a retard shoot him in the head.
Bro1: Hey bro want to go up to my room and chill?

Bro2: ALright sure man

Bro1: Hey man get on the bed so i can shove this big black dildo into your nice hairy asshole.

Bro2: Alright man but be Gentle.
big black dildo by Kelof June 11, 2008

big green dildo 

A massive candle filled with gains. It's literally an unstoppable force that smashes resistances and raises the floor.
"Dude, did you see that big green dildo? It totally broke resistance last night, it's exactly the type of pump we needed.
big green dildo by Oddra the Odd March 29, 2021

big rubber dildo 

the thing under my bed
big rubber dildo by eyes September 7, 2004

Big fucken dildo in your ass 

It’ll most likely get stuck in your ass. Have fun the pain goes away after a year or so.
I see you got the big fucken dildo in your ass
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piddlefart

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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