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big bum theory 

A concept of space-time in direct correlation of the famous novel The Lorax, in which rules over the lands of the Universe on a plane of balls called a Pool Table. He is retained from the modern being called a God, and is referred as being the mortal spirit that created the universe. The great wars fought out between the Onceler and the Lorax in the battle of Thneedvile caused the ferocious violence between the two famous nations. After the great battle, the Lorax was victorious, bringing home the lands of reality into a place the mere mortals renamed to "The Universe". He refrains from elaborating any further, and as such will not come out in the place that will be hidden in the darkness...
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Big bum wiki 

A girl who is a massive flirt and always wants a shag and absolutely adores a girl named charleigh who can’t get over her ex so she decides to fuck him around also she likes doing streaks in her fit thongs she’s also a massive Tory
Aye yo babes Big bum wiki has the fattest badonkadonk
Big bum wiki by Lynx Africa October 13, 2019

Belinda has a big bum 

All people with the name Belinda tend to have overly sized rear ends. It is not their fault, it is their parent's fault for naming them that.

So please, if you see a girl with a big bum, be gentle, if their name is belinda, keep it on the "down low".
Cheers!
"Damn Belinda has a big bum!!"

"Leave her alone, she can't help it!"
Belinda has a big bum by AndreaMay February 4, 2010

Courtney big bum 

Courtney is a girl who although has a good body but just doesn’t use it she’s so fridged and eats alott she really pretty but has no friends
Your fit

For example fit means Courtney’s really attractive in the sentence it would be used as

Boy: Courtney your fit

Courtney big bum : I know

Big Fat Bum Dosser 

An absolute waste of space with no job,no aspirations, relies on everyone else and does fuck all with their life.

Generally a fat lazy twat.

Someone that would be happy to spend their life on benefits as opposed to doing a days work.

Big Batty Bum Bum

Big batty bum bum ---> someone who has a large BATTY
"look over there, its louis, he has a BIG BATTY BUM BUM!"
Big Batty Bum Bum by diamonz2 November 25, 2021