Oversized in comparison to the normal member this giant male sexual organ is in demand from both sexes, and is used to please only those who can accomodate it's incredibly massive size. Comes with a pair of balls, which of course are also quite large. Globally these cocks can range from 8 to 13 inches in length and may have at times a 5 inch diameter.
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A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.