Oversized in comparison to the normal member this giant male sexual organ is in demand from both sexes, and is used to please only those who can accomodate it's incredibly massive size. Comes with a pair of balls, which of course are also quite large. Globally these cocks can range from 8 to 13 inches in length and may have at times a 5 inch diameter.
"Wow sweetheart, this porno you got us is great! Would you just look at that guy, he sure has a bigass cock!"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"