A variant of Alabama Hot Pocket.
When you take a shit and sit above a pussy that's squirting fountain from female orgasm to clean your asshole.
When you take a shit and sit above a pussy that's squirting fountain from female orgasm to clean your asshole.
Barbara, I'm gonna have to take a dump, get your pussy ready to give me an Alabama Hot Bidet! Thanks.
by bazerant December 30, 2019
When you're taking a shit in a public restroom and the size, mass, or shape of the shit is such that is causes an updward splash that reaches the genital or anal area.
bidet
A small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and anal areas.
bidet
A small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and anal areas.
Dan was using the restroom at Dodgers Stadium, and he dropped an ass bomb so large that it was like he was using a poor man's bidet.
by D. Jackson and M. Ward September 14, 2005
by Dangah!!!!!!!! November 2, 2011
The Puerto Rican Bidet is an act performed in the shower after a good shit. After shitting and not wiping, one enters the shower, bends over like a mule, and utilizes the shower water to cleanse the asshole of fecal matter. Very environmentally friendly. Save the trees; utilize the Puerto Rican Bidet.
by Albert Einswine December 7, 2018
Using "baby wipes" to clean your gentials or anus after going to the bathroom. The wipes take the place of a real bidet.
by gulliver22 February 13, 2008
This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.
The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!
by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023
The act of doing a handstand in the shower in order to clean one's butt-hole because they're too poor to afford a bidet.
All you can eat baked beans night at the strip club had me in the shower doing a Cirque du Bidet to clean everything up.
by JrHoodRat July 17, 2023