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bicycle ride

The act of fucking like riding a bike. A man lies on his back with his erection proudly in the air. Then a female sits on his erection like a bicycle seat (vaginaly Or analy), and proceeds to bump and hump up and down as well as back and forth
"Dayum I heard evan went for a bicycle ride last night"
bicycle ride by Evcon51 August 5, 2015

Polish bicycle ride 

Going home with one of the few promiscuous women that frequent the Cedar Tavern or other small Polish town bar, and proceeding to have sexual coitus. Also, see village bicycle.
I stopped into to the tavern for a few pints, ended up drinking all night and decided to go for a Polish bicycle ride.

ride the bicycle 

To hook up or make out with someone. It is a very general term for sexual conduct with another human. It is often expressed in the past tense as "rode the bicycle."
Matt: How was your night last night, man?
Joseph: Pretty sweet, I rode the bicycle!
Matt: With Maria?
Joseph: Yeah totes, but we didn't ride the bicycle all the way home if you know what I mean.
ride the bicycle by limoncello! October 7, 2013

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026