noun
1. A female, known by the scientific name, Squares Homo Sapien Nagusmaximus Stupid Bitch Cuntface, the Becky gravitates to
people that support their ideals, opinions, need for attention, feelings, etc. Rarely burdend by livelihood threatening challenges, or any experience other than what she reads, & assumes/wishes is factual from "credible" sources - the Becky can almost always be found shopping, drinking, doing yoga, children'
s events, bitching over their $
14 wine about equal pay, while sucking the will to live from their baby daddys.
The Becky typically travels in menstruating packs of 2-6, & should be avoided if found in the wild. Especially if they are sober, or
drunk.
For mating & breeding purposes the more attractive Becky's are typically protected, by louder, starvation resistant, & Betabitch-Becky's, police officers, & Melvins. Despite their laughable appearance, & size - staring at a
single Becky in a way they define as harmful
may cause you to be labeled a misogynist
racist, and lead to your arrest, rape charges, then being beat & jailed.
2. Your wife, girlfriend, the pack of dumb
bitches at the drive in theater that can't understand why their
car won't start when they turn the key thing and it goes rrrr rrr rrrrr, the chick talking on the monitor at any given
time, both your mothers, etc.
Adj
1) An annoying, privileged but mindful, nobody, soccer mom, opinionated, irrational, (but well referenced), bitch of any
bullshit ideological fixation.