The guy who talks the most shit, but can't take anything. A massive pussy. Would kick the shit out of on site if you find one.
by Kennett Football Team April 28, 2017
Get the bialko mug.Time that doesn’t revolve around a specific set of rules. Minutes that usually last 1/4 hours and at times and complete time warp can occur when time literally disappears.
He showed up at 10:15, when the party started at 7. Doesn’t surprise me, that family is always using Bialko-Time.
I told them I’d be there at 8:30, but everyone knows I meant
Bialko-Time, so I should be there around 11:45.
I told them I’d be there at 8:30, but everyone knows I meant
Bialko-Time, so I should be there around 11:45.
by TBels September 29, 2019
Get the Bialko-Time mug.The most kick-ass character you will ever see in a video game. He hails from the pwning old game Lords of Magic and he is basically the biggest beast you will ever meet. Anyone who uses the name Balkoth in a video game is basically a sexy beast and is extremely cool.
Example 1
Boy 1# Wow that guy is such a beast, he just pwned us all.
Boy 2# Dude he's Balkoth what do you think.
Example 2
Boy 1# Wow that guy fucked my mom!
Boy 2# He can do that, he's Balkoth.
Boy 1# Wow that guy is such a beast, he just pwned us all.
Boy 2# Dude he's Balkoth what do you think.
Example 2
Boy 1# Wow that guy fucked my mom!
Boy 2# He can do that, he's Balkoth.
by Balk0th March 16, 2010
Get the Balkoth mug.A nickname or term for a person who can cause havoc and is inherently clumsy and posses little logic or common sense. A Bilko will be the most accident prone person you are ever likely to meet and extreme caution should be used when a Bilko is in the vacinity.
The most famous and some say original Bilko is 'Bilko', aka Zoid and Mr Neil, and is native to Northern France, Belgium and South East England. It is unclear as to why it moves location on a near daily basis, one theory is it's need for alcohol, food and to give others a break from his catastrophic tendancies.
A Bilko is also a formidable eater of pies, kebabs and curry with peshwari naan bread, although nothing hotter than a Madras. It has been rumoured that when it's questioned, it will reply 'I am not the Zoid you are looking for' which is taken loosely from Star Wars.
WARNING: for your personal safety, do not approach, contact or get stuck in the same room as a Bilko.
The most famous and some say original Bilko is 'Bilko', aka Zoid and Mr Neil, and is native to Northern France, Belgium and South East England. It is unclear as to why it moves location on a near daily basis, one theory is it's need for alcohol, food and to give others a break from his catastrophic tendancies.
A Bilko is also a formidable eater of pies, kebabs and curry with peshwari naan bread, although nothing hotter than a Madras. It has been rumoured that when it's questioned, it will reply 'I am not the Zoid you are looking for' which is taken loosely from Star Wars.
WARNING: for your personal safety, do not approach, contact or get stuck in the same room as a Bilko.
Suebo: 'Who on earth has left this trail of total destruction and half eaten peshwari naan bread?'
Tarquin: 'That would have been Bilko, we should count ourselves lucky we missed it.
Suebo: 'Yeah, true dat bro, true dat, we may have been injured or even eaten.'
Tarquin: 'That would have been Bilko, we should count ourselves lucky we missed it.
Suebo: 'Yeah, true dat bro, true dat, we may have been injured or even eaten.'
by Lover of Two Chairs April 29, 2011
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Get the bilko mug.The act of being bent over by your parents and then taking a cactus in your anus and letting the spikies thrash your anal canal
by Jack Bialke February 4, 2016
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