bialke
The act of being bent over by your parents and then taking a cactus in your anus and letting the spikies thrash your anal canal
bialke by Jack Bialke February 4, 2016
Balkenende
Paul: "Man, I feel like Balkenende today"
Vincent: "I'm not gonna pay the funeral"
Paul: "You're such a Balkenende, has this something to do with your Balkenende?
Vincent: "I'm not gonna pay the funeral"
Paul: "You're such a Balkenende, has this something to do with your Balkenende?
Balkenende by GerarDS April 12, 2005
Related Words
bialke • Balkenende • Balker • bialek • bialetti man • Bielke Plan • baalke • balke • Balked • Balkeerat
Bielke Plan
An outrageous plan that, thankfully, will never be put in to action. If such plan is accomplished (very unlikely) disaster ensues.
Usage 1:
Person 1: Did you hear what we're planning on doing for the Redbull Flugtag?
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shawn still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.
Usage 2:
I was playing goalie at Zimmermans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
Person 1: Did you hear what we're planning on doing for the Redbull Flugtag?
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shawn still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.
Usage 2:
I was playing goalie at Zimmermans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
Bielke Plan by rcajun February 25, 2010
Bialko-Time
Time that doesn’t revolve around a specific set of rules. Minutes that usually last 1/4 hours and at times and complete time warp can occur when time literally disappears.
He showed up at 10:15, when the party started at 7. Doesn’t surprise me, that family is always using Bialko-Time.
I told them I’d be there at 8:30, but everyone knows I meant
Bialko-Time, so I should be there around 11:45.
I told them I’d be there at 8:30, but everyone knows I meant
Bialko-Time, so I should be there around 11:45.
Bialko-Time by TBels September 29, 2019
Bielke Plan
An outrageous plan that, thankfully, will never be put in to action. If such plan is accomplished (very unlikely) disaster ensues.
Person 1: Did you hear what we're planning on doing for the Redbull Flugtag?
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shizzle still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.
I was playing broomball at Zmans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shizzle still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.
I was playing broomball at Zmans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
Bielke Plan by gladsmile February 25, 2010
balkercraft
I: "What's balkercraft?"
You: "Its a minecraft server."
I: "WTF a minecraft server? I want to die now."
You: "Just join it now. for one time"
I: "Okay, but after i gonna hang myself."
After 30 mins..
I: "OMG I WANT TO PLAY ON THIS SERVER 25 HOURS A DAY!!"
You: "Its a minecraft server."
I: "WTF a minecraft server? I want to die now."
You: "Just join it now. for one time"
I: "Okay, but after i gonna hang myself."
After 30 mins..
I: "OMG I WANT TO PLAY ON THIS SERVER 25 HOURS A DAY!!"
balkercraft by Zsegon October 28, 2017
balkenende
Christian-democratic party leader with a horrible hairdo.
Used as a google-bomb titled "raar kapsel".
Used as a google-bomb titled "raar kapsel".
balkenende by Miroy July 29, 2007
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1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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