bialke

The act of being bent over by your parents and then taking a cactus in your anus and letting the spikies thrash your anal canal

I messed up on that test, I hope my parents don't bialke me

by Jack Bialke February 4, 2016

Balkenende

1. To die of boredom
2. Being cheaper than a regular Dutch
3. Having a bad hair day a'l the time

Paul: "Man, I feel like Balkenende today"

Vincent: "I'm not gonna pay the funeral"

Paul: "You're such a Balkenende, has this something to do with your Balkenende?

by GerarDS April 12, 2005

Bielke Plan

An outrageous plan that, thankfully, will never be put in to action. If such plan is accomplished (very unlikely) disaster ensues.

Usage 1:

Person 1: Did you hear what we're planning on doing for the Redbull Flugtag?
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shawn still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.

Usage 2:

I was playing goalie at Zimmermans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.

by rcajun February 25, 2010

Bialko-Time

Time that doesn’t revolve around a specific set of rules. Minutes that usually last 1/4 hours and at times and complete time warp can occur when time literally disappears.

He showed up at 10:15, when the party started at 7. Doesn’t surprise me, that family is always using Bialko-Time.

I told them I’d be there at 8:30, but everyone knows I meant

Bialko-Time, so I should be there around 11:45.

by TBels September 29, 2019

Bielke Plan

An outrageous plan that, thankfully, will never be put in to action. If such plan is accomplished (very unlikely) disaster ensues.

Person 1: Did you hear what we're planning on doing for the Redbull Flugtag?
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shizzle still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.

I was playing broomball at Zmans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.

by gladsmile February 25, 2010

balkercraft

Best server. join it! 18-/+ play.balkercraft.eu #going international

I: "What's balkercraft?"
You: "Its a minecraft server."
I: "WTF a minecraft server? I want to die now."
You: "Just join it now. for one time"
I: "Okay, but after i gonna hang myself."
After 30 mins..
I: "OMG I WANT TO PLAY ON THIS SERVER 25 HOURS A DAY!!"

by Zsegon October 28, 2017

balkenende

Christian-democratic party leader with a horrible hairdo.
Used as a google-bomb titled "raar kapsel".

"Balkenende? Bak ellende zul je bedoelen!" ~Sjaak Bral.

by Miroy July 29, 2007