Definitions by TBels

Hamster 

An adult female hockey player who likes to play exclusively on men’s teams. Usually the “Hamster” creates a lot of issues with the other players’ wives and she creates awkward locker room scenarios.

Hamster played for us last night, it was the only time Tony kept his fucking mouth shut.

Hamster burrowed her way into the dressing room last game, thought Angelo was going to pitch a tent.

Dude, Matt told his wife that Hamster played last night. My wife was so pissed.

Hamster by TBels October 2, 2019

Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

Heart Attack Goalie by TBels October 1, 2019

Bialko-Time 

Time that doesn’t revolve around a specific set of rules. Minutes that usually last 1/4 hours and at times and complete time warp can occur when time literally disappears.

He showed up at 10:15, when the party started at 7. Doesn’t surprise me, that family is always using Bialko-Time.

I told them I’d be there at 8:30, but everyone knows I meant

Bialko-Time, so I should be there around 11:45.

Bialko-Time by TBels September 29, 2019

Stallon Addict 

A person who believes that Sylvester Stallon is a Demi-God and has every Stallon movie memorized.

A person who actually believes the Rocky Movies are real.

Dude Mike is such a Stallon Addict, dude thinks the movie Cobra was based on a true story.

The guys who hang out there are Stallon Addicts. They just say lines from Rocky all day.

Stallon Addict by TBels August 9, 2017

devil's cut 

A group of males that haven bonded in several social and activity settings. They are as close as brothers and will do anything for a member of the group.

A group of men, similar to a gang in toughness...but without violence.

Those guys are always helping each other. They are the Devil's Cut if I ever saw one!

I wouldn't mess with those guys, they are Devil's Cut

devil's cut by TBels July 20, 2017