BFOD

Common in people who have horrible faces. Their face appears like the BSOD (Blue Screen of Death)

Mike's face often crashes and produces a BFOD.

BFOD by teh_pwnerererer January 8, 2007

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BFOD

BFOD Boy Friend On Demand. It is a male that makes himself available to a female at her demand. For coffee, tea, or dating, dancing, or sex. The girl call when she needs of a male. Simliar to FWB but only on demand.

Sally said to Joy, Lets call my BFOD and go to the club tonight. Then we will have someone to dance with at the club.

BFOD by Tierra Santa September 10, 2011

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bfod

Boyfriend Of The Day

"Wow, your date tonight is really hot! How long have you guys been together?"

"About an hour. He's my bfod."

bfod by W_L December 17, 2011

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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