Bffles 

A variation on besties; the way an airhead refers to her best friends.
Pronounced: Biff-els.

Me and my Bffles are totally gonna go canvas the mall for hotties, get a frapuccino, and spend $1k at Coach!

Bffles by Datotheiane May 17, 2008

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

Bullshit Baffles Brains by Eddy July 29, 2007

bfflewwd

Best friends for life even when we die

Yuki is my BFFLEWWD!

bfflewwd by lolrofllmaopoopoo February 11, 2009

biffles 

From the acronym 'BFFL', which stands for 'best friends for life'.

He was acting like we were biffles, even though I hadn't heard from him in years.

biffles by Hudson December 23, 2004

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.

Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.

Bullshit Baffles Brains by dnptyf November 13, 2016

biffleship

A bond between two people that have a mutually amicable love and respect for each other, recognizing that this bond will not be broken within the bounds of physical life.

"Come over to my house, where we can feel the full force of our biffleship!"

biffleship by harryandron4eva April 19, 2010

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.

They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.

Bullshit Baffles Brains by Rikstir April 28, 2017