bezwank

A bezwank - A person who may be described as a social reject, disabled or inferior person.
May also be called a 'Bez' or a 'Beswick'

lmaoz hes a bezwank
dont be tight, hes only a bezwank
that bezwank got pwned speaking french

bezwank by John Garney March 24, 2007

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Bizwank

Bizwank is the opposite of Booshank meaning exceedingly good. Bizwank means the worst something can possibly get.

1. The movie Italian Job (2003) is Bizwank.

2. Nicole thought the pie was bizwank because it tasted like crap.

Bizwank by Andy Procter March 20, 2008

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bezwank • bewanka • Bizwank

bewanka

A silly slag who thinks that she is a hard emo with big tits but realy is a fat poonanny rugmucher lessa... is normally known as bianca and is found in ditches smoking herbs

Sheila:'oooooooooow that is a sick bewanka'
Mary:'oooow is that herpies on her beard?'
mac donald: 'yeah earlier i caught her in a big pot of chip fat!look at the grease!
sheila:'how could anyone not nottice that she is a hippo gippo a-hole
mary:' beats me!
jeffery:'she does give good head tho
sheila:'fuck off jeffery now you have herpies on your bollocks...
mary:'lol you fucking chav shagger you cant get no1 else
mac donald: ' fries anyone

bewanka by hhc bum funs March 27, 2008

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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