between a crematorium and a dildo shop

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.

"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

by MartyFunkhauser November 8, 2020

between the crematorium and the dildo shop

synonymous with "the middle of bumfuck nowhere," except this time, you're so hopelessly pathetic that nobody even WANTS to find your ass.

"So where the FUCK are we again?"
"IDK, somewhere between the crematorium and the dildo shop..."

by lena danvers November 11, 2020