betty crocker

methamphetamine cook - generally a homeless, white male who saw someone make meth once or got a "recipe" for it while in county jail. A betty crocker has an inflated sense of importance and will try to represent possessing a special knowledge of chemicals and reactions even though they flunked 9th grade science. Betty Crocker's "kitchen" items (a hot plate, some rubber tubing, a couple of beer bottles and maybe a Pyrex dish stolen from the last place he stayed) usually fits in his/her backpack or the trunk of their most affluent customer's car. A Betty Crocker generally produces small quantities of a wet, off-white, granular substance that smells like Coleman Fuel or nail polish remover. Of course, he has to have someone else steal all the ingredients for his recipe, and can only "cook" between 2 and 6 in the morning. By the time "Betty" "kicks down" some "product" to all the people who have contributed rides, materials or a place to cook, he generally has less than a gram of dope left. Betty generally has the actual residents where he is cooking go purchase some real meth for him from the nearest authorized cartel frachise. This is necessary to keep him awake long enough to make another batch to get the gas/probation/court/etc money he needs to be able to leave. The Betty Crocker generally only cooks between 2 and 6 AM or when your landlord is due. Betty is generally a prick who believes he can do anything and should be treated like tweaker royalty.
A betty crocker used my bathroom to cook a batch, so I had to wash the walls down with baking soda. Fuckin' betty crockers!
by kindeltopian March 09, 2006
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betty crocker

when a girl puts cake mix in her ass hole then farts in her spouses face, covering him in cake mix then the girl licks it all off.
by joeel eevan January 29, 2009
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betty crocker

whilst f*cking a girl doggy-style, balance a plate with a cake on her back and eat it.
I was craving a slice of that birthday cake so we betty crocker fucked.
by The Iceman November 16, 2004
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Betty Crocker

A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail
EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?
by Dirk's autoresponder February 08, 2012
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Betty crocker

A short female who has a double chin...and walks around wearing grandma glasses.
by Oreolover69 January 18, 2017
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Betty Crocker

To make prepackaged baked goods.


Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.

Can be used with products of other names.
I Betty Crockered some muffins last night.

I'm going to Betty Crocker a cake tonight, want a piece?
by Seriously this is ridiculous February 04, 2009
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Betty-Crocker It

The situation when all your electronic cooking devices are lost, stolen, broken, etc, and you must resort to mixing by hand.
Kenz: The electric mixer's broken!
Me: Look's like you're gonna have to Betty-Crocker It
by TP loves Trees January 19, 2011
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