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Brothalyzer 

A device that tells you how much broth you've drunk
"I think I had too much soup. Give me a brothalyzer test!"

betrothed 

Tom is betrothed to Sara and they are getting engaged in 3 days.
betrothed by writer346 June 11, 2006
To place one's scrot upon someone else's head like a crown.
I shall betroth my testies on your head to deem you queen bitch of these balls.
Betroth by Rachetmuskrat March 26, 2017

jon bernthal 

A literal heavenly being who can make people pregnant by just looking at them. Perfect combination of jawline and abs 10/10 guy, loved by gays and straights alike
Person 1: Ayo is that Jon Bernthal????
Person 2: Holy shit we’re now pregnant!
Person 1: Woah that’s crazy!

Free brothal 

A brothal where you don't have to pay for sex. The women there do it for fun. It is rare but yes there are free brothals. However most often the women there will not be winning any beauty contests. But if you don't look them in the face it will work.

window brothal 

Where a guy usually a teen guy pays a teen woman for sex and hast to that night climb into her window to get it so her parents won't find out about it.
window brothal by Deep blue 2012 November 25, 2009