besmeargle

v.

To steal a smile from another who is unwilling or flat out refuses to smile. Typically done so the besmeargler and the besmearglee are the only parties privy to the action.

Bro, I was trying so hard to be mad at my girlfriend for embarrassing me at youth group but she besmeargled me so hard. Man, I’m so frustrated by how much I love her

besmeargle by DiamondDick9 May 23, 2020

bespearment 

the act of getting stabbed with a spear

He spat in my face, so I considered that grounds for bespearment.

bespearment by cohorspraetoria March 9, 2021

besmerch 

To bestow onto a person your hate or discontentful feelings.

Me: "I besmerch you, asshole."
???: "I'm pretty sure besmerch isn't a word."

besmerch by Captain Oates November 26, 2004

Besmaring 

The act of gobbeling like a turkey uncontrollably, due to heavy intoxication by alcohol. rodeo clown Double IPA Beer to be specific.

Oh shit check out that chic at Obannons' she's besmaring all around the bar!!

Besmaring by wolfonacid March 8, 2013

Besmertnik

Someone who lives a long healthy life

She will live forever. Shes such a besmertnik!

Besmertnik by randomperson101____1012022 March 17, 2022

Besmerg 

Besmerg means to be totally taken aback.

" Yo dude my cat died, I'm totally besmerg myself"

Besmerg by anonymous April 29, 2022

Besmeach

Past tense of besmirch; to have already spoken poorly of someone. Usually in jest

Let me besmeach Patrick, this guy is trying to swim and he can't even put on floaties

Besmeach by SonPseudonym October 21, 2025