To steal a smile from another who is unwilling or flat out refuses to smile. Typically done so the besmeargler and the besmearglee are the only parties privy to the action.
Bro, I was trying so hard to be mad at my girlfriend for embarrassing me at youth group but she besmeargled me so hard. Man, I’m so frustrated by how much I love her
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'