berryville 

(n.) A small rural town in Northern Virginia where the average citizen has more cows than teeth in his head, and officials refuse to build a new high school for the local peasants. Known for being close to Loudon County and Winchester. Local teens known for rabid consumption of drugs, alcohol, and various household cleaning procucts, as well as love of tractors, chewing tobacco, and sheep pootang. The same families have ruled the Ville for hundreds of years, deciding on important town issues such as barley rationing, bingo nights, and square dance-offs.

See also: backward little town, middle of nowhere

Berryville is prime cowtipping territory.

berryville by crunken_toe_master September 29, 2005

berryville 

The worst place in northern Va to live, and possibly the worst place in the world. Should be part of West Virginia due to all the rednecks... but for some reason they chose to put it in VA.

Ya'll know there more cows hur then thur iz peoples?

berryville by Brian Smith March 27, 2005

Berryville, Va 

n. The literal definition of a shithole

"Where do you live?"
"Berryville, Va."
"Oh sorry"

Berryville, Va by DontAskAgain April 30, 2015

perryville 

A fan site and gathering place for sad delusional middle aged women who like to fan-tasize about a once mildy popular singer , Steve Perry. The fansite has the deserved reputation of going belly up on an all too regular basis. In-fighting and jealous rivalries are the norm. Currently closed, again. Steve Perry is, or more accurately was, the frontman for an 80's band called Journey. It is believed that he died around 1995, the last time he was heard from musically. The "faithful" gravitated to a fansite, Perryville aka PV, where they all believed that Steve Perry was going to marry each and every one of them. A delusion made even more amusing by the fact that there were continual rumours as to his confused sexuality. The PV diehard fans are synonymous with stalking their "man", arrested mental developement, a creepy disregard for reality, paranoia, bullying, cowardice, and the irrational belief that Steve Perry is going to release an album of new songs. Hello!!! The gay...oops, I mean guy, died in 1995. The fansite attracted so many wackos and nutjobs that you just have to wonder what it is about Steve Perry that draws them together.

This is Monday...Perryville has closed its doors for ever. Come back on Wednesday, it is sure to be open then. Don't leave it until Friday, it is bound to be closed for ever once again by then.

perryville by Mister Nemo August 6, 2009

perryville 

A fan site and gathering place for sad delusional middle aged women who like to fan-tasize about a once mildy popular singer , Steve Perry. The fansite has the deserved reputation of going belly up on an all too regular basis. In-fighting and jealous rivalries are the norm. Currently closed, again. Steve Perry is, or more accurately was, the frontman for an 80's band called Journey. It is believed that he died around 1995, the last time he was heard from musically. The "faithful" gravitated to a fansite, Perryville aka PV, where they all believed that Steve Perry was going to marry each and every one of them. A delusion made even more amusing by the fact that there were continual rumours as to his confused sexuality. The PV diehard fans are synonymous with stalking their "man", arrested mental developement, a creepy disregard for reality, paranoia, bullying, cowardice, and the irrational belief that Steve Perry is going to release an album of new songs. Hello!!! The gay...oops, I mean guy, died in 1995. The fansite attracted so many wackos and nutjobs that you just have to wonder what it is about Steve Perry that draws them together.

This is Monday...Perryville has closed its doors for ever. Come back on Wednesday, it is sure to be open then. Don't leave it until Friday, it is bound to be closed for ever once again by then.

perryville by Mister Nemo August 6, 2009

perryville 

A fan site and gathering place for sad delusional middle aged women who like to fan-tasize about a once mildy popular singer , Steve Perry. The fansite has the deserved reputation of going belly up on an all too regular basis. In-fighting and jealous rivalries are the norm. Currently closed, again. Steve Perry is, or more accurately was, the frontman for an 80's band called Journey. It is believed that he died around 1995, the last time he was heard from musically. The "faithful" gravitated to a fansite, Perryville aka PV, where they all believed that Steve Perry was going to marry each and every one of them. A delusion made even more amusing by the fact that there were continual rumours as to his confused sexuality. The PV diehard fans are synonymous with stalking their "man", arrested mental developement, a creepy disregard for reality, paranoia, bullying, cowardice, and the irrational belief that Steve Perry is going to release an album of new songs. Hello!!! The gay...oops, I mean guy, died in 1995. The fansite attracted so many wackos and nutjobs that you just have to wonder what it is about Steve Perry that draws them together.

This is Monday...Perryville has closed its doors for ever. Come back on Wednesday, it is sure to be open then. Don't leave it until Friday, it is bound to be closed for ever once again by then.

perryville by Mister Nemo August 6, 2009

perryville 

Now defunct fan site for 80s AOR god Steve Perry. Made BY old fat sad women FOR old fat sad women. Known as PV for short. Run by lying thieves. Completely hated by the Journey Fan Community.

"Hey, did you ever see Perryville?"

"Yeah, those women are crazier than a shithouse rat - poor Steve Perry, how does he attract such dross?"

perryville by Elesa November 30, 2007