Bermodes is considered to be dopest last name came to american-filipinohistory. Bermodes clan births beautiful human beings that are considered hybrid of thier kind. They are loyal, dedicated, and family oriented.
To know or be involved with a member of the Bermodes family is truly an honor.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).