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beerestate 

It's the amount of real estate in your stomach you don't want to fill up with food so you have more room for beer.
No thanks, I'm not going to eat yet, don't want to waste any valuable beerestate.
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befresbian

to be friends. with a lesbian

or to befriend a lesbian
harry: you know ellen de generes?
fran: as if i dont!
harry: well im going to befresbian her
fran: oh yeah well, penis.
befresbian by shezbomb May 28, 2009
Ber-peas noun; The berpes is the disease of being contaminated by the bertfilth, by one, Bert McCracken, singer of The Used. The Berpes can be contracted by both indirect and direct contact to Bert, and in most cases, causes spontaneous combustion/implosion, disturbation. This is caused by Bert's complete and utter lack of personal hygiene. Example: during the 2004 Projekt Revolution Tour with Linkin Park, Bert wore the same pants the entire tour and when said pants ripped, he just stapled them. Said pants were also dirty the entire tour. All one needs to do is look at him and you can see the bertfilth. Coming into contact with the bertfilth causes Berpes.
If you touch either, A) Bert McCracken, B) any of The Used, C) any of My Chemical Romance, specifically Gerard Way, you will be infected by the Berpes.
So if you see Bert walking up the street towards you, RUN the other way very fast. And don't let Gerard Way touch you, because he's made out with Bert and thus you would be contaminated indirectly.
Berpes by i AM Neo May 2, 2006

beeresponsible 

When you acting seriously irresponsible and beer is the cause.
"Hey man, you shouldn't have driven home after all those beers you just drank"
"Oh well, whatever."
"Well that was very beeresponsible of you."
The word bepes has a lot of meanings. You say bepes when you're happy, when something is great or amazing or funny. Some other meanings are = Father, Frying Pan, Kitchen, Truck, apartment, Butt and perhaps some more
You never say the word bepes with caps, nor with a dot at the end. That's offensive.
Friend 1: Hi, i see your bepes says "Pomm Fritt" instead of "French fries", that's very bepes! haha
Friend 2: haha yes my bepes is very crazy, anyways we're getting a new bepes soon. Isn't that amazing?

Also, my bepes finally got a job! As a bepes driver.
Friend 1: Wow that's so bepes! Did you clean the bepes btw?
Friend 2: Hell yes i did, its so clean now!
Friend 1: I never noticed that your bepes is so big, impressive.
Bepes by zMiez August 5, 2018
When the spliff doesn't have enough fronto/grabba and its like tasting air
Nah who rolled this? Its mad Beresy
Beresy by The Clip Keeper July 5, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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