bepres

A Canadian slang word to describe the popular game of beepers, which involves looking in peoples ears and trying to see brains.

Hey man! Do you want to play bepres?
Hell Yeah, I SEE YOUR BRAIN!

by carlsagan69 January 9, 2012

beerestate

It's the amount of real estate in your stomach you don't want to fill up with food so you have more room for beer.

No thanks, I'm not going to eat yet, don't want to waste any valuable beerestate.

by Park City Ski Places April 1, 2015

befresbian

to be friends. with a lesbian

or to befriend a lesbian

harry: you know ellen de generes?
fran: as if i dont!
harry: well im going to befresbian her
fran: oh yeah well, penis.

by shezbomb May 28, 2009

Berpes

Ber-peas noun; The berpes is the disease of being contaminated by the bertfilth, by one, Bert McCracken, singer of The Used. The Berpes can be contracted by both indirect and direct contact to Bert, and in most cases, causes spontaneous combustion/implosion, disturbation. This is caused by Bert's complete and utter lack of personal hygiene. Example: during the 2004 Projekt Revolution Tour with Linkin Park, Bert wore the same pants the entire tour and when said pants ripped, he just stapled them. Said pants were also dirty the entire tour. All one needs to do is look at him and you can see the bertfilth. Coming into contact with the bertfilth causes Berpes.

If you touch either, A) Bert McCracken, B) any of The Used, C) any of My Chemical Romance, specifically Gerard Way, you will be infected by the Berpes.
So if you see Bert walking up the street towards you, RUN the other way very fast. And don't let Gerard Way touch you, because he's made out with Bert and thus you would be contaminated indirectly.

by i AM Neo May 2, 2006

beeresponsible

When you acting seriously irresponsible and beer is the cause.

"Hey man, you shouldn't have driven home after all those beers you just drank"
"Oh well, whatever."
"Well that was very beeresponsible of you."

by tha white budha July 1, 2009

Bepes

The word bepes has a lot of meanings. You say bepes when you're happy, when something is great or amazing or funny. Some other meanings are = Father, Frying Pan, Kitchen, Truck, apartment, Butt and perhaps some more
You never say the word bepes with caps, nor with a dot at the end. That's offensive.

Friend 1: Hi, i see your bepes says "Pomm Fritt" instead of "French fries", that's very bepes! haha
Friend 2: haha yes my bepes is very crazy, anyways we're getting a new bepes soon. Isn't that amazing?

Also, my bepes finally got a job! As a bepes driver.
Friend 1: Wow that's so bepes! Did you clean the bepes btw?
Friend 2: Hell yes i did, its so clean now!
Friend 1: I never noticed that your bepes is so big, impressive.

by zMiez August 5, 2018

Beresy

When the spliff doesn't have enough fronto/grabba and its like tasting air

Nah who rolled this? Its mad Beresy

by The Clip Keeper July 5, 2020