Definitions by shezbomb

Cheesus

The form of jesus seen in cheese flavoured chips such as cheetos, cheese and bacon balls, doritos, etc.

person a: what have u got for lunch?
person b: i have a pack of cheetos *opens packet*, want some?
person a: suree, *takes a cheeto* OMFG FTW THERES A CHEESUS IN UR CHEETOS!!!! :"D

Cheesus by shezbomb June 8, 2009

befresbian

to be friends. with a lesbian

or to befriend a lesbian

harry: you know ellen de generes?
fran: as if i dont!
harry: well im going to befresbian her
fran: oh yeah well, penis.

befresbian by shezbomb May 28, 2009

Web

When a persons pubic hair becomes less coarse and hairy and goes grey.

person A: so how was your grandmas place?
person B: Oh it was terrible, i walked in on her naked in the bathroom and i saw her web!

Web by shezbomb April 6, 2009