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A alcohol induced state total retardation. leading to Abnormal Behavior, Random acts of stupidity and an uncontrollable urge to make love with unattractive women.
Ryan was Totally beanied last night. I cant wait to go out and get beanied.
Beanied by Lynchy1993 June 1, 2011
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1. (noun) Bepanthen is the brand name of a cream ointment designed to prevent nappy rash in babies, but which is also used in the aftercare of tattoos.

2. (verb) To imbue an object or, more frequently, a person with the spirit, agility and abilities of a panther, for example via the ingestion of panther blood purified by forbidden magicks. Ironically, one cannot become bepanthened via the application of Bepanthen.
With a terrible sneer, Dromkar handed me the chalice of blood. It emitted a mysterious green vapour. I swallowed the vital feline fluid and almost immediately I felt my muscles tighten, my reflexes sharpen and felt my nails sharpen to claws. I had been bepanthened by the claret cocktail.
Bepanthen by P. N. Ther February 10, 2012

belanted 

when you get your pp slashed by a frog
oh no. my pp. i got belanted. i have 4 stds
belanted by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT October 20, 2022