benteke 

A Professional footballer who currently plays for aston villa in the enflish premier league. Linked to a move to mid table side liverpool FC. The belgium striker is very average. His current transfer value ranges between 3-4million euros. A Very overrated player.

He's such a typical benteke type player.

benteke by Brando#7 July 20, 2015

Benteks 

In football, to outmuscle another player to win the ball. As Christian Benteke once did to Chris Smalling whilst playing for Aston Villa vs Manchester United to score a goal.

In real life scenarios to use your strength to move a large weight

"He Gave him the Benteks"

"Go and Benteks that wardrobe against the wall for me please"

Benteks by speedobeavo June 7, 2019

Doing a Beneke

A phrase describing an action that is considered to be obscenely stupid, with a result that punishes said stupidity. E.g. running away from unwelcome strangers in your living room, tripping over your rug and hurtling headfirst into furniture- waking up in hospital with a severe neck injury and looking like a particularly ugly Charlers Xavier.

Ted- I can't shake off this feeling that I'll be doing a beneke some time soon

Doing a Beneke by noodow4ever May 29, 2015

Bentelee Wright

Most attractive person on the earth he is also strong and the perfect boy in bed he is also the best boyfriend

Im like bentelee Wright

Bentelee Wright by BWGF February 24, 2026

Ted-Beneked

The art of injuring oneself intensely with a trip affecting the neck.

Coined from the iconic scene in Breaking Bad where the character Ted Beneke trips on his carpet and sends himself headfirst into the kitchen island resulting in brain death?*

"Did you watch wipeout the other night? That contestant proper Ted-Beneked himself".

Ted-Beneked by Jbmb95 January 19, 2026