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Benteks
In football, to outmuscle another player to win the ball. As Christian Benteke once did to Chris Smalling whilst playing for Aston Villa vs Manchester United to score a goal.
In real life scenarios to use your strength to move a large weight
In real life scenarios to use your strength to move a large weight
Benteks by speedobeavo June 7, 2019
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Doing a Beneke
A phrase describing an action that is considered to be obscenely stupid, with a result that punishes said stupidity. E.g. running away from unwelcome strangers in your living room, tripping over your rug and hurtling headfirst into furniture- waking up in hospital with a severe neck injury and looking like a particularly ugly Charlers Xavier.
Doing a Beneke by noodow4ever May 29, 2015
Bentelee Wright
Most attractive person on the earth he is also strong and the perfect boy in bed he is also the best boyfriend
Bentelee Wright by BWGF February 24, 2026
Ted-Beneked
The art of injuring oneself intensely with a trip affecting the neck.
Coined from the iconic scene in Breaking Bad where the character Ted Beneke trips on his carpet and sends himself headfirst into the kitchen island resulting in brain death?*
Coined from the iconic scene in Breaking Bad where the character Ted Beneke trips on his carpet and sends himself headfirst into the kitchen island resulting in brain death?*
Ted-Beneked by Jbmb95 January 19, 2026
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