bennyzema 

the mickest OAT

bennyzema with another last place finish

bennyzema by dannuk February 6, 2023

Benzema 15 

Benzema was in Madrid for 15 years!

If you don’t believe me, search Benzema 15

Benzema 15 by Dickdicok June 6, 2023

Benzema

The only deserving 2021 Ballon d'or winner who scores against the best teams & the best French striker of all time whose heat map makes you question : He is a striker?

Friend : Who should win the 2021 ballon d'or?
Me : Karim Benzema deserves it once...he has been consistent since he started his senior career...and not like some strikers who have a few LEGENDARY years and disappear later

Benzema by 1NC4RN4T3 October 14, 2021

Benzema

Unique striker, contributes in many other form unlike a polish farmer and he carries real Madrid which plays terrorist football. After shagging the likes of Dani Daniels, Mia Khalifa kids call him pornzema. He currently plays for France and owns a club known as psg.

Strikers play aggressive football but Benzema plays aesthetic football

Benzema by leon morhard 44 April 2, 2022

BennyMastro 

A faggot who talks shit all the time, never backs it up and acts as if he runs Woolworths shopping center.

Talks shit about people behind their back, Benny Mastro has coined the phrase "dog" because he over-uses the word.

Back stabs people and whinges about his problems on Facebook.

When Ben Mastrogiacomo says he will come around to your house, rock up to a fight or anything involving physical contact, by himself, it usually means he's going to bring 30 people with him, usually from Woodcroft / Morphett Vale, such as Brad Robertson (aka Bwad Wobetson)

BennyMastro - If u dnt stop talking shit nd back it up, ill come around, by myself and brick your house.

BennyMastro by bennymastro February 26, 2011

Benzema

A football player who won the corrupt d'or in 2022.He plays for France and had sex with an underage prostitute and blackmailed his friends with a sextape.He is a horrible person and a mid player.

Guy 1 :Did you see Benzema play?
Guy 2: I heard he is a pedophile lmao

Benzema by Sebastion Bresson October 18, 2022

Karim Benzema 

Any striker on Real Madrid who will carry them to the UCL Semifinals. A pure football god

ANOTHER GOAL BY KARIM BENZEMA!! A PURE FOOTBALL GOD FOR REAL MADRID!!! CARRYING THEM TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SEMIS

Karim Benzema by Tom_alv128 April 12, 2022