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Before my life began (BMLB)
Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?
Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love
Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love
Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!
Before my life began (BMLB) by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022
Bentannered
A phrase used to describe:
Getting tided up and having an object inserted into where the sun doesnt shine. Then having a picture taken. All this happens while the victim is passed out.
Tends to be unpleasent. And embaressing the morning after for the person involved.
Getting tided up and having an object inserted into where the sun doesnt shine. Then having a picture taken. All this happens while the victim is passed out.
Tends to be unpleasent. And embaressing the morning after for the person involved.
Alex: You got bentannered last night?
Tom: Yeah I got tided up with guitar straps and then a pen inserted well.. yeah i dont want to go into it..
Tom: Yeah I got tided up with guitar straps and then a pen inserted well.. yeah i dont want to go into it..
Bentannered by H.R February 6, 2009
It never began
A phrase, often used in the Blackpill Community, indicating that it was over for a certain person before it even began.
Dave: Wow, Maddy just looked hella disgusted at you when you asked her out for prom. It's over for you, Bro.
Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me.
Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me.
It never began by Eulero June 19, 2022
Bengaring
The act of sticking one index finger down your urethra while simultaneously sticking the other index finger up your anus, and joining the two little fingers at the tips.
"Ben is considered quite unsavory for bengaring."
"I have benga'd experimenting with sexual orientation."
"I have benga'd experimenting with sexual orientation."
Bengaring by Nigel Winterbird August 7, 2012