Your go to guy for your dick encounters of the sleazy variety. It's not the guy you try to date, its just the guy you call when you want some immediate satisfaction.

It's 2am and I'm drunk and horny, let me call my benedick!!

Benedick by juno44 January 26, 2010

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Benedick

The most handsome man on eart, everyone falls for him like a feather.

Oh dear, you're such a benedick <3

Benedick by Kyudans November 22, 2021

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Benedick Arnold

Like the American General who betrayed the colonies but was ultimately caught, this person is a friend or acquaintance who runs their mouth or betrays you but is caught by you.
Emphasize the dick on it like a Bene-DICK

I heard you stole my lunch money from my lock Benedick Arnold.

Benedick Arnold by Longdongvanhugenrod February 1, 2014

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benedick cucumberbitch

The true name of the devil.

All the pre-teen girls that like Benedick Cucumberbitch are the reason I dislike him.

benedick cucumberbitch by cucumberbitch January 2, 2018

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Eggs Benedick

When you stick a guys dick on a frying pan and then you fry an egg on top it

"Eggs Benedick tastes mighty fine with salt my nibba"

Eggs Benedick by Bambi Cock June 14, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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