Benedick

Pope Benedict XVI, from the Roman Catholic Church.

Did you hear what that benedick dumbass said in Africa ?

by Comi March 23, 2009

Benedick

1. Any man who is a fan of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch.
2. The masculine equivalent of the phrase Cumberbitch.

I am a proud Benedick.
Do you know what these guys are called? Benedicks.

by TheTimeTraveller December 23, 2018

Benedick

Your go to guy for your dick encounters of the sleazy variety. It's not the guy you try to date, its just the guy you call when you want some immediate satisfaction.

It's 2am and I'm drunk and horny, let me call my benedick!!

by juno44 January 26, 2010

Eggs Benedick

When you stick a guys dick on a frying pan and then you fry an egg on top it

"Eggs Benedick tastes mighty fine with salt my nibba"

by Bambi Cock June 14, 2019

eggz benedicked

chafing so badly near your genitals the temperature becomes hot enough to fry an egg.

JT, " Bro I'm eggz benedicked out mang ."

Mike, " you gottzd tah gold bond that shit cuh."

JT, " shiiiiiiiit."

by Bandana Raburn September 18, 2011

Benedick Arnold

Like the American General who betrayed the colonies but was ultimately caught, this person is a friend or acquaintance who runs their mouth or betrays you but is caught by you.
Emphasize the dick on it like a Bene-DICK

I heard you stole my lunch money from my lock Benedick Arnold.

by Longdongvanhugenrod February 02, 2014

Eggz Benedicked

Eggz Benedicked involves a man and a woman. The man and the woman start having sex, then the man pours warm hollandaise sauce into the womans vagina. The man and the woman begin having sex. After the man ejaculates inside the woman, he then proceeds to eat a poached egg off her rectum and slurps the hollandaise from her vagina.

That couple loves the Eggz Benedicked.

by bigbully0110 November 11, 2010