Benedick

Pope Benedict XVI, from the Roman Catholic Church.

Did you hear what that benedick dumbass said in Africa ?

by Comi March 23, 2009

Benedick

1. Any man who is a fan of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch.
2. The masculine equivalent of the phrase Cumberbitch.

I am a proud Benedick.
Do you know what these guys are called? Benedicks.

by TheTimeTraveller December 22, 2018

Benedick

Your go to guy for your dick encounters of the sleazy variety. It's not the guy you try to date, its just the guy you call when you want some immediate satisfaction.

It's 2am and I'm drunk and horny, let me call my benedick!!

by juno44 January 26, 2010

Benedick

The most handsome man on eart, everyone falls for him like a feather.

Oh dear, you're such a benedick <3

by Kyudans November 22, 2021

Benedick Arnold

Like the American General who betrayed the colonies but was ultimately caught, this person is a friend or acquaintance who runs their mouth or betrays you but is caught by you.
Emphasize the dick on it like a Bene-DICK

I heard you stole my lunch money from my lock Benedick Arnold.

by Longdongvanhugenrod February 1, 2014

benedick cucumberbitch

The true name of the devil.

All the pre-teen girls that like Benedick Cucumberbitch are the reason I dislike him.

by cucumberbitch January 2, 2018

Eggs Benedick

When you stick a guys dick on a frying pan and then you fry an egg on top it

"Eggs Benedick tastes mighty fine with salt my nibba"

by Bambi Cock June 14, 2019