Your go to guy for your dick encounters of the sleazy variety. It's not the guy you try to date, its just the guy you call when you want some immediate satisfaction.

It's 2am and I'm drunk and horny, let me call my benedick!!

Benedick by juno44 January 26, 2010

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Benedick

The most handsome man on eart, everyone falls for him like a feather.

Oh dear, you're such a benedick <3

Benedick by Kyudans November 22, 2021

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Benedick Arnold

Like the American General who betrayed the colonies but was ultimately caught, this person is a friend or acquaintance who runs their mouth or betrays you but is caught by you.
Emphasize the dick on it like a Bene-DICK

I heard you stole my lunch money from my lock Benedick Arnold.

Benedick Arnold by Longdongvanhugenrod February 1, 2014

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benedick cucumberbitch

The true name of the devil.

All the pre-teen girls that like Benedick Cucumberbitch are the reason I dislike him.

benedick cucumberbitch by cucumberbitch January 2, 2018

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Eggs Benedick

When you stick a guys dick on a frying pan and then you fry an egg on top it

"Eggs Benedick tastes mighty fine with salt my nibba"

Eggs Benedick by Bambi Cock June 14, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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