Benda'bitch (verb) - Another slang term that any man should use. It's in replacement of anal sex, which most women will decline at the sound of. This is a sure-way of getting anal sex with a woman, only you have to benda'bitch instead.
Jessica - "So Jareth, what do you have planned for tonight?"
Jareth - "I don't know, how does anal sex sound to you?"
Jessica - "HELL no, something else in mind?"
Jareth - "Ok, ok. How about we benda'bitch instead. I promise you'll like it."
Jessica - "Sounds interesting! Let's do it!"
An expression that a dominant person says to a weak person; especially when it comes to a challenge. The expression was actually more of an insult than an intended jokemade toward another person.
The expression "Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is" was used by a very dominant person or a bully to insult a weaker person.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.