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Some cunt's breath is helfy beltin!
beltin by Gadge June 12, 2006

Beltin' 'em out 

-when you're singing a song and you're really into it. hitting every note, or at least in your opinion you are.

-hitting homeruns in the game of baseball.

-after a long night of drinking, the phase of continuous burping. (possibly followed by vomit)

-Streak of sexual activity for the male.
-"Wow, You're really hittin those notes. Way to Belt Em out!" sarcasm can be used as well.

-"Babe Ruth was called the Sultan of Swat because he really Belted Em Out back in the day."

-"HAHAHA Chris is really beltin' 'em out! Thats what you get for drinkin so much, you ass!"

-"Yo, he's railed 4 girls in the past 2 nights. He's really beltin' 'em out, bro!"
Beltin' 'em out by Ryan V. July 22, 2008

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!
Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!
seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

beating army

A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.
I caught my roommate beating army last night. I'm not comfortable in the room anymore.
beating army by Chesty J December 1, 2014
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