Skip to main content

bells and whistles 

features that add to the appearance of something but do not make it function any better
If you want bells and whistles you should go to the other aisle.

bells and whistles 

Features or extras to make something more unique and flavorful without necessarily adding to the utility of the primary function.
Look at all those gauges! These new Pontiacs come with ALL the bells and whistles!
Windows ME is the fuckin same as Windows 98, but with some stupid bells and whistles.
bells and whistles by MustangGT September 29, 2005

Bells and whistles 

The eighties single "One slip" has all the requisite bells and whistles of a classic Pink floyd tune.

President Obama's speech held all the bells and whistles of that of a true statesman.
Bells and whistles by Kjell72 March 18, 2011
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026