belgium waffle
take a girl and a tennis racket smack her ass with it to make lines. then put syrup on her ass and lick it off.
belgium waffle by nick kirschner June 17, 2008
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belgium waffle
An occasion where a group of shitfaced guys masturbate to a waffle. Last person to ejaculate has to eat the waffle. Only gay if sober.
"I feel bad for Mark, we played belgium waffle last night and he lost.."
"Sick dude!"
"Yeah I just told him to think of it as freshly made whipped cream."
"Sick dude!"
"Yeah I just told him to think of it as freshly made whipped cream."
belgium waffle by seriou April 4, 2008
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belgium waffle by Walt Rogers October 4, 2010
Belgium Waffle
When a man ejaculates on the most proximal part of another persons well chiseled abs, allowing the jizz to dribble down and fill in all of the lines between the recipients rectus abdominis muscles.
Belgium Waffle by THE Callous Phallus July 2, 2014
Belgium Waffle Stomp
The act of pooping along the surface of ones teeth, and then using your foot to stomp it through the gaps of their teeth.
Belgium Waffle Stomp by vezro July 22, 2014
frosted belgium waffle
while doing a girl from behind you quickly pull out and cum on her butt. Then quickly grab a tennis racket and start spankin her. When she asks what the hell you are doing you say, thats a frosted belgium waffle
frosted belgium waffle by don't be a scrot February 8, 2008
Dutch Oven Belgium waffle
A dirty sex maneuver between two German mexican niggers, where one man opens up his Dutch Oven (His rectum), and the other inserts his Belgium Waffle batter (shit) and leaves it in the Dutch oven for approximately 10 minutes. Flip the waffle half way through and it will be ready when you insert a tooth pick in and it comes out clean. Remove it from the oven carefully with a spatula or a dick, lather it in piss-butter and feel free to top it off with some cum-syrup. Enjoy!
Son: What's for breakfast Dad???
Dad: We're making home made Dutch Oven Belgium waffle's in your dutch oven, bend over son.
Dad: We're making home made Dutch Oven Belgium waffle's in your dutch oven, bend over son.
Dutch Oven Belgium waffle by BelgiumWaffleMan November 22, 2011
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