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BELGIAN WAFFLES 

It is written only BELGIAN WAFFLES can defeat cancer.


GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES THIS BAG'LL BUY!! JUST DO IT!!!
BELGIAN WAFFLES by squadala!! January 15, 2009

Belgian Waffles 

Waffles from Europe. Usually covered in whipped cream, fruit, and/or large sugar crystals.
Damn, Marty! Those are some good ass Belgian Waffles!
Belgian Waffles by BeerOlympian August 11, 2021

belgian waffles 

belgian waffles by stoutmemes March 18, 2018

Hot Belgian Waffles 

A substitute for swearing, used on the disney XD television show Gravity Falls to stand in for swearing.

Belgian Waffle 

The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.

It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.
After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.