Beland

Possibly the best last name in the history of last names, 'Beland,' is of Icelandic origins, meaning, 'one with long toenails,' or 'he who has more hair on the left side of his head.' Considered the most kickass name in the universe, Napoleon Bonaparte considered changing his name to Beland, until he realized that in fact he had more hair on the RIGHT side of his head, and so it was undoable.

Hey, check out that girl. She's so awesome, her last name MUST be Beland.

What a queer. He's definately not a Beland.

Beland by HesusBelande October 9, 2008

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Mr. Beland

The best math teacher to ever exist.

Everyone: Man, I am lucky to have had Mr. Beland as my math teacher.

Mr. Beland by Rasabee May 16, 2025

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Belinda

Belinda is not like most girls. She is intellectual, caring, understanding, forgiving, beautiful, and smart. If you know a Belinda, keep her, and never get on her bad side. Once you get to know her, she is crazy, fun, freaky, and sometimes insecure. She craves success and power, and makes sure things go her way. If you run into Belinda, never let her go. She will be the best thing that has ever happened to you.

Woah did you see Belinda today? She lit up the whole room!

Belinda by ohlalalalaaaa June 26, 2019

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Belinda

Belindas are beautiful and intelligent, they fight for what is right, and care about others. They show that in their selflessness and caring. If you were to have a Belinda as your girl,you'd be one lucky hell of a man.

Wow, you never told me you ever had a Belinda as your girlfriend. Introduce me to her, will ya?
No, go find your own lover.

Belinda by AdnilG August 3, 2018