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I am being held hostage please help 

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.
I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

I am being kidding

It's an alternative to "JK" or "Just Kidding" or "Just Playin"
Nate: "Hey what's up?"
Josh: "Shut up, I hate you!!"
Nate: :(
Josh: "Dude calm down, I am being kidding"
I am being kidding by bradanter96 January 20, 2011

I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo 

AlphaReborn being killed by KKTheEmo
AlphaReborn is being killed by KKTheEmo "I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo"

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care 

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care
I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late
Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

I wonder if I am being spyed on 

I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on
Someone: I wonder if I am being spyed on

Me: Well, I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on
More from Urban Dictionary
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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