beicide

n. to kill with an immense amount of humor.

When the bearded comedian finished his joke, he was arrested for committing two-hundred counts of beicide.

by lujitt February 10, 2010

bedicide

when a woman is having her period and when she is sleeping she leaks all over the place. The sheets look like someone has been murdered on them.

She woke up in the morning and realized that she had leaked, it looked like there had been a bedicide

by hilarybjacobs August 19, 2008

Bencident

Any action resulting in the uncontrolled or premature loss of urinary or colorectal function. Thus resulting in a soaking or soiling of ones undergarments and or exterior clothing.

I was eating the best chili dog in the world when I got scared by a squirrel and had the worst bencident ever. Now I need a shower

by Shane-O 1984 April 27, 2019