beertaxi

a ride back home in a taxi after a long night full of alcohol in a dungeon

i took a beer taxi last night

by shaan October 13, 2004

beer taxi

Imaginary mode of transport,
associated with heavy drinking,when drinker has no recollection of how they arrived back at their preferred destination.

"i was so utterly trousered last night,haven't got a clue how i got home...must have been the beer taxi."

by Dr Lokoss July 5, 2004

beer taxi

When you're happily drinking with friends and rest your eyes for a second at the local pub, and suddenly wake up to find yourself sprawled across the steps of your house or in some alley in the middle of nowhere, then you my friend have just taken a ride in the beer taxi.

Beer Taxi: ferrying blokes to random ass places since 10,000 BC.

by C++ June 22, 2006

Beertainer

The act of frequently buying beer for a friend in the legal profession in the hope that this will substitute for a monetary retainer and they will come to your legal defense when you (inevitably) run afoul of the law.

I ended up being charged with public drunkenness and needed a lawyer, but luckily I had Carlos on beertainer.

by scotchyscotchscotch December 4, 2010

beer taxi (see, beer cab)

A taxi that will deliver beer to your residence outside of any store operating hours, albeit for an exhorbitant fee.
Origin: Hamilton, Canada

Dude, its past 9, the beer store is closed, you'll have to call the beer cab.

by E_Sharp January 6, 2005