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beer taxi 

Imaginary mode of transport,
associated with heavy drinking,when drinker has no recollection of how they arrived back at their preferred destination.
"i was so utterly trousered last night,haven't got a clue how i got home...must have been the beer taxi."
beer taxi by Dr Lokoss July 5, 2004

beer taxi 

When you're happily drinking with friends and rest your eyes for a second at the local pub, and suddenly wake up to find yourself sprawled across the steps of your house or in some alley in the middle of nowhere, then you my friend have just taken a ride in the beer taxi.
Beer Taxi: ferrying blokes to random ass places since 10,000 BC.
beer taxi by C++ June 22, 2006

Beertainer 

The act of frequently buying beer for a friend in the legal profession in the hope that this will substitute for a monetary retainer and they will come to your legal defense when you (inevitably) run afoul of the law.
I ended up being charged with public drunkenness and needed a lawyer, but luckily I had Carlos on beertainer.
Beertainer by scotchyscotchscotch December 4, 2010

beer taxi (see, beer cab)

A taxi that will deliver beer to your residence outside of any store operating hours, albeit for an exhorbitant fee.
Origin: Hamilton, Canada
Dude, its past 9, the beer store is closed, you'll have to call the beer cab.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022