beer smile 

When, in a blatently drunk-filled social gathering, one pre-loads his/her mouth with beer then purposely enters into an existing "conversation group" and does a slowly widening smile that allows all the uploaded beer to spill out of his/her mouth between the teeth (and down the shirt for maximum impact)as if they didn't know it was going to happen.

"I'm going to go beer smile them"
"Time for a beer smile!"
"Nice beer smile!"

beer smile by Badkneesbill May 23, 2007

silent beer 

Even more quiet than "a few quiet ones", so quiet in fact its silent.
Extremely low key beveraging of alcohol

Doesnt matter if it gets out of hand though
More of a persuasion technique

Q: You up for a silent beer tonight?
A: (MUST ALWAYS BE) Most definitely

silent beer by Beveraging May 19, 2019

beermile

The strange distance that can either be extremely long or very short!!!! Usually due to excessive drinking of beer, the beermile can seem very short and the walker gets home faster than expected, most probably to do with memory loss or the beer monster. It can on the other hand seem extremely long, most definatley due to zigzag walking, stumbling, letching on females, getting in fights, stopping to throw up, stopping at another pub or falling asleep on the curb for half the nite!!!!!! a strange phenomenon it must be said!!!!

#1. Jesus man u were extremely drunk last nite!!!!!

#2. yer tell me bout it, the walk home seemed about 5 beermiles!!!

#1. Ooooof!! short or long ones??

#2. Long ones!!!!:(

#1. Bummer, u fancy a beer mate???

#2. damn rite!!:D

beermile by legsofkentdale November 16, 2006

Beermiles 

The loyalty points gained by not going drinking, when e.g. working weekends, visiting partner's family or driving a bus full of schoolkids

Pete: I've been working every weekend for the last two months - am going nuts not having had a beer

Joe: Wow you'll have collected enough beermiles for a one way ticket to Berserkistan

Beermiles by IanZDaws June 25, 2012