Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.

As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."

fuck me stupid, shoulda been running. by rowafe August 25, 2009

Shoulda been there

You missed being a part of something big. You didn't see it. You weren't there. You can only imagine, but it's not good enough, cuz you weren't there. You should have been there. It means, folks wish you could have seen it, but you didn't. And even if you could see it on video, it's not good enough. You should have been there. The energy was amazing.

Dood, you totally missed it. You shoulda been there.

Shoulda been there by Pisgah June 17, 2012

a load that should have been swallowed

a poor excuse for a human being, any criminal, covict, drug addict, alcoholic, basically a menice to society. A PIECE OF SHIT.
The father should have ejaculated in the mother's mouth and not in her taco making a baby. Hence, the baby is a load that should have been swallowed

Damn, that kid is a load that should have been swallowed.

a load that should have been swallowed by dk3 December 31, 2003

should have been a blowjob

A person whose existence is the very point of annoyance for most (read: all) who surround him/her. Synonym: douchebag

Joe: Yeah, this kid Sam, he totally busted into the party un-invited and then cut me in line for beer pong. I was like, WTF, dude?
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.

should have been a blowjob by Elizabeth LB December 11, 2008

load that should have been swallowed

the ultimate loser. he/she has the uncanny knack of spectactularly fucking-up everything that is good in their lives - from 1st day at school to 1st kiss to 1st shag to 1st job to 1st marriage to 1st child's life to.....

you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."

load that should have been swallowed by Alistair Murray October 23, 2008

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.

*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026